Fixing the Lions

Tomorrow I pick up my CPAP machine. I vacillate between thinking it won’t help at all to thinking it will fix everything. In the afternoon, Lion has an appointment with a eye specialist. I’m also vacillating on that subject. I know it’s almost impossible that we’ll get a definitive answer in one visit, but I really want one. Here’s the diagnosis; here’s the treatment; Lion will be good as new. Fingers crossed for both.

I’m not sure if we’re dealing with a change in the weather, an allergen, or we’re just very slowly sneaking up on getting colds. We’ve both been stuffy. My sinuses don’t hurt like when I have sinusitis. I’m just annoyingly stuffy. I assume Lion feels the same way. And we’re tired. We’ve been bone tired for over a week now. We sleep, wake somewhat rested, but then we’re exhausted again. I think it’s a sign that it’s time to hibernate.

Needless to say, Lion wasn’t very interested in play last night. We snuggled and I was trying to revive my weenie but it wasn’t going so well. Lion begged off because he was stuffy, so we snuggled for a while longer and then had dessert. Yes, we’re boring. It’s hard not to let life intrude when it intrudes. Plus, I’m not sure anyone is non-boring 24/7/365. We’re not on TV. Even then I’m sure we’d be able to string together an hour’s worth of excitement out of a week’s worth of filming. And those “reality” shows repeat an awful lot within the same show.

Today I’m catching up on laundry and we’re heading to Costco. We’ll likely collapse back into bed when we get home and watch TV or movies while we snooze off and on. I’m really hoping we get acclimated to this weather change quickly so we can get things back to normal. Until then, we’ll just do the best we can.

Ball Swats

I was going to make Lion pick from the Box O’Fun before I edged him last night but I thought that might detract from his fun with Velcro. I didn’t want anything to come between him and his hatred of those tiny little teeth biting into his skin. Nope. No distractions for Lion.

Despite, or maybe because of, his dislike of Velcro, Lion got very hard. I added and subtracted Velcro as I edged him. When he thought we were done, I’d put it back on. I have to keep him guessing. In the end, I got him very close to the edge, sucked him for a minute and then left him hanging. I think he hates the Velcro more than being frustrated but that just makes both more fun.

A while after I had dashed his hopes for an orgasm, Lion asked if I was going to make him pick from the Box O’Fun. Duh! I’d forgotten. He carefully sifted through the cards and pulled one out: ball swats. He groaned. Poor thing. Where are all the “good” cards in there? He even asked if I was putting the used cards in the other box. Yes, my pet. It’s not like he’s chosen ball swats recently.

While I was edging him, a thought popped into my mind for a new game. Since it’s football season, why not zap him every time a penalty flag is thrown? I realize this isn’t really fair in the sense that Lion has no control over when a flag is thrown, but life isn’t really fair. Alternatively, I could give him swats when points are scored – either for our team or against them. He doesn’t have any control over that either. Depending on the game, he might get zapped a lot. Sometimes there are very few penalties. Generally our team can’t score points to save their lives. We’ll have to work out the details but it seems fun to me so far.

The Fun Begins

It starts like this: the velcro fastened tightly around my soft penis. Then, as I get harder the pressure builds.
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We’re working to return excitement to our BDSM play. Mrs. Lion has brought back our Box O’Fun. On Thursday night I drew “Velcro”. Mrs. Lion puts Velcro strips around my penis before it gets  hard. The strips “choke” my penis painfully. Before she could apply them, I fell asleep for one of my after-dinner naps. It was just as well. I wanted to suggest that she wait a day after I pick a card to do the activity.  That would give me a full 24 hours to fret over my fate.

My thought is that the next night I would pick a new card. Again, Mrs. Lion would wait till the next day. She agreed to this process. Lest you think otherwise, this is a particularly painful form of CBT. That red strip in the photo really hurts when I get hard. Click the image to see what happens when I get erect. It’s humiliating that despite the pain, I get and remain erect.

Mrs. Lion likes CBT. She’s shown a preference for it from the beginning. In addition to the Velcro, she has menthol rubs, clothespins, and rope to add variety to my torture.

In fact, CBT was her first step after spanking. In a lot of ways it makes sense for a baby top to begin with the genitals. Impact play — floggers, whips, and paddles — require training and practice to use effectively. On the other hand, applying clothespins on the balls is easy. The same is true of massaging Icy Hot or Ben Gay into the balls.

These simple activities are guaranteed to get and maintain his attention.  A little bondage, like tying his hands above his head, assures that he will remain in a position to appreciate these efforts. I can’t fault Mrs. Lion for her preference in “activities” to share with me.

The Box O’Fun provides suspense for both of us. I have no idea what is in it. Sure, I know the stuff Mrs. Lion has done in the past, but I don’t know what she has chosen to put in the box. She has no idea what card I will pick, so each time we use the box, we are both surprised. There’s no question that a large percentage of the cards have activities listed that I don’t enjoy. That doesn’t mean I won’t appreciate experiencing them. I will.

The challenge we face is finding the energy to play and then for Mrs. Lion to administer the experiences with the full force of Lioness 2.0. No one is asking me to enjoy them. My job is to be a good boy and take what I get.

Nap Time

velcro strips on bed

These are the Velcro strips I left on the bed last night. Lion knows what comes next.

Last night I brought out the Box O’Fun. Lion picked a card. Actually he picked two cards but I took the one I could see and returned the other one. The card proudly announced “Velcro” as the selection. He wasn’t happy with that. He doesn’t like the tiny teeth biting into my weenie.

When I put the Box O’Fun back I took out the Velcro and left it on the bed between us. It was mocking Lion while we watched some TV. Eventually I moved over to snuggle with him. As I was playing with my weenie, I heard Lion snoring softly. So much for our excitement. He was asleep for maybe 15-20 minutes but the mood was gone.

After we gave the dog her ice cream Lion said he had an idea about the Box O’Fun. Uh oh. He suggested I have him choose the night before for the next day’s activity. That way we can both anticipate what’s to come. What luck! He’d already chosen Velcro for today’s fun since he’d slept through last night’s attempt. He said he didn’t realize he’d fallen asleep earlier. We both need to figure this sleep issue out.

Tonight I’ll make sure he stays awake for play time. He says I should have used the Velcro on him to wake him up. Nope. That’s not the way it works. He needs to be awake to enjoy the torture. I like to watch his face. That’s one reason I don’t really like the blindfold. He can’t see what’s coming and I can’t watch his reactions to things.

I suppose a purist would say I should have punished Lion for falling asleep while I was trying to arouse him. Since I’ve been having trouble sleeping myself, I know how annoying it is to be so tired you just can’t keep your eyes open. I’ve been trying to fight the urge to nap. Lion has too. Sometimes you just can’t fight it. It wouldn’t be fair to punish him for losing that battle.