Top 10 Reasons You Know You’ve Accepted Male Chastity
You know you’ve accepted male chastity if:
10. A bulge in your jeans worries you.
9. Using a public rest room is an adventure.
8. When your keyholder plays with your penis, you know it will all end with you hornier than when you started.
7. Playing with yourself is trying to get your urethra lined up so you can pee in a straight line.
6. You think sex is something other people have.
5. You think blue balls is what you get when your base ring is too tight.
4. You consider semen something you eat.
3. Anal sex is taking something up your ass.
2. You have a sex dream and have to tell the beautiful, naked woman that you can’t have sex because your keyholder has you locked up.
1. You start to get an erection when you see a woman put a key in a lock.