Top 10 Reasons You Know You’ve Accepted Male Chastity

You know you’ve accepted male chastity if:

10. A bulge in your jeans worries you.

9. Using a public rest room is an adventure.

8. When your keyholder plays with your penis, you know it will all end with you hornier than when you started.

7. Playing with yourself is trying to get your urethra lined up so you can pee in a straight line.

6. You think sex is something other people have.

5. You think blue balls is what you get when your base ring is too tight.

4. You consider semen something you eat.

3. Anal sex is taking something up your ass.

2. You have a sex dream and have to tell the beautiful, naked woman that you can’t have sex because your keyholder has you locked up.

1. You start to get an erection when you see a woman put a key in a lock.

 

 

 

Caged male half of a happy couple practicing enforced male chastity and domestic discipline. Locked since 1/2014. Domestic discipline 3/2015. Lion's first mouth soaping was 7/17.

Posted in Lion's Journal, Living with chastity
One comment on “Top 10 Reasons You Know You’ve Accepted Male Chastity
  1. Professor Challenger says:

    You know youve adapted to long-term male chastity if:

    10. You are past worrying about bulges in your pants.
    9. Using a public rest room is routine, (and you know where all the clean ones are).
    8. When your keyholder plays with your penis, you know it will all end with you hornier than when you started. (Yesthat never gets old.)
    7. Playing with yourself is adjusting your chastity so you can sleep comfortably.
    6. You have expanded your definition of sex to include any play with your keyholder.
    5. You realize blue balls are mostly a myth. The discomfort due to 4AM erection attempts is very real, however, and doesnt go away either.
    4. Semen? What semen?
    3. Anal sex is taking something up your ass. (Well, yes–.)
    2. You have a sex dream and have to tell the beautiful, naked woman that you cant have sex because your keyholder has you locked up. (Haven’t had that exact one, but lots involving chastity, yes–.)
    1. You start to get an erection when you see a woman put a key in a lock (or think about it–).

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