Whether you follow football or not, no doubt you’ve heard about the scandal involving the use of deflated balls and the various off color jokes surrounding it. I’d like to let you know that Lion’s balls are just fine. They are sitting there very proudly right under his cage. They may get a little sore later on during his orgasm depending on my mood. I whomped his butt the other night. I don’t want his balls to feel neglected.
I was toying with the idea of trading orgasm dates with Lion. His is currently set for today and mine is Sunday. For no other reason than to keep him on his toes. He’s said he doesn’t feel particularly horny and told me that if I had given him a bonus orgasm the other night it wouldn’t really have been the right time. I’m not sure how I’ll know when the optimal time is, but I’m thinking if I’m giving him an orgasm it better turn into the right time.
I do know what he’s saying. If it’s not the optimal time then he will not get as much enjoyment out of it as if we had waited. Here’s what I’m saying: When I want to give him an orgasm he should feel lucky to have it. That’s the wise and powerful Mrs. Lion talking. The I-want-to-make-Lion-happy Mrs. Lion wants to wait until he’s ready. The problem, of course, is that unless he tells me I won’t know and if we are waiting for a specific date then it won’t matter. He suggested the other day that I keep the date a secret from him. But even then it won’t matter. If it’s not your day, it’s not your day. I don’t care how ready you are. And vice versa.
I’ve decided I don’t want to train him not to come. It bothers me when I go too far and give him a ruined orgasm. There’s too much chance of that happening while he’s being trained. For now I’d just as soon stay away from that. That means if I ride him to get my own orgasm it’s entirely possible he will have his own orgasm. He will not get punished for that. If he decides he wants to try to hold off and does manage to then there will probably be some sort of reward. Since I just had this idea I don’t know what the reward might be, but I bet he’ll like it.