Ok, Ok, It’s Male Chastity Day

I have to admit I am less than enthusiastic about male chastity day. It’s creators say it is a day to proselytize the many advantages of enforced male chastity. Apparently, once men and women learn that it is easy to lock up a penis, they will immediately see the myriad benefits of this practice. Really?

If we have a holiday, we need to celebrate it properly. Perhaps we need some chastity “carols”. Let’s see.

Lock his cock with steel and plastic,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Tease him ’til he’s nearly spastic,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

The possibilities are endless. Greeting cards, penis-shaped boxes of chocolate, chastity day parties, and of course a chastity day orgasm; a sure way to make sure every caged male will count the days until his holiday. How about decorate-his-cage contests, or a game of find-the-penis. It’s been entirely too long that there hasn’t been a holiday devoted to penises that can’t have sex without permission.

While I disagree with the idea of convincing men everywhere to lock their penises, I think there is some real value in this new, made-up holiday. It is a day for men and their keyholders to stop and celebrate the efforts it takes to live the enforced chastity life. I have had to make a lot of changes as part of my trip into enforced male chastity. Not all of them were easy or necessarily fun. Mrs. Lion has also had to make a lot of changes herself. It’s nice to have a day to remember that.

Caged male half of a happy couple practicing enforced male chastity and domestic discipline. Locked since 1/2014. Domestic discipline 3/2015. Lion’s first mouth soaping was 7/17.

What do you think?