The Beach

punishment board

This is the camper version of the punishment stool, complete with welcome mat.

We are on the coast. We’re supposed to have sunny days throughout our stay. It my not be the heat wave they’re having back in Seattle but we win because we are on vacation.

It’s true I’ve been annoyingly tired lately. However, I just discovered it may be because I’ve stupidly forgotten to take one of my medications. Unfortunately, that medication is home and I can’t do much about it right now. But it’s a giant load off my mind if that is, in fact, the answer.

Today we’ll go exploring. We’ve been here quite a few times so it’s a little difficult to find new things to do, but we’re game. And Lion will be in a pretty thong I told him to bring. Well, I told him to bring some panties. I have no idea which ones he brought. I assume he brought the thongs because they tend to stay up better than his other panties. Whatever he brought, his buns will be pretty.

Lion is concerned about playing in some capacity this weekend. I understand that. I don’t have the best track record when it comes to playing while we’re away. Or any other time, for that matter. My goal today is to nap if I need to (I am on vacation after all) so I can be awake enough to put Lion through his paces.

Several years ago, we took a board and put the rough tread stuff on it. The idea was that Lion would sit on it with his freshly-whomped buns. It never really worked out well. However, once we got the punishment stool and equipped it similarly, I remembered about the board.

Initially we were going to get another stool. One for the house and one for the camper. The board is a better idea. First of all, we already have it. Second, a board is easier than the stool to stow in the camper. Win win.

I even cut a strip from the leftover welcome mat so I have a choice of how mean I want to be. Now I just have to sit back and wait for Lion to slip up so I can test out the board. If I could take bets on how long that will be, I could be a very rich woman.

What do you think?