Super Horny Lion

Lion woke up this morning and said he was still stuffy and tired. However, he was also hard which would suggest he didn’t really feel too sick. He’s been very horny for days.

On Thursday he informed me he was horny. Then he asked if he’d mentioned he was horny. At home he said it again. And then asked if he’d told me. He wasn’t being a toddler. He was being funny. Well, trying to be funny. Last night we went to the movies and when we came home he wanted to snuggle. Snuggling led to him being hard. Being hard led to my edging him orally. I got him very close a few times and gently bit down on him to keep him from coming. He said he never felt me biting him. Next time I’ll have to do it harder. (Now I’m trying to be funny.)

I guess there’s no rhyme or reason to why Lion would be so horny at this point or, for that matter, why he’s so not horny at other times. If it’s cyclical then it doesn’t seem to be regular. I don’t think there’s a certain time of the month. Nor is there a certain length of wait. He can be horny after only two days or not at all after six. Maybe it’s just the randomness of life.

In his post this morning, Lion wondered about women being turned on by men. He wonders if women are more attracted to a front view or a rear view. I think he needs to go a step further. Are they attracted to a front view of an erect penis or flaccid? Did they answer rear view because the front view may be flaccid and who wants to see a shriveled up weenie? I’m fairly sure men don’t send dick pics of themselves flaccid.

I like butts. Clothed or otherwise. However, I do like an erect penis. If given a choice between a flaccid penis and a butt, I would choose the butt. If given a choice between an erect penis and a butt, I would have a harder time deciding. Of course, Lion is the exception. Hard or soft, front or back, I am attracted.

What do you think?