Everyone Knows Lions Don’t Have Pubic Hair

Mrs. Lion has drawn a line in the sand. My toenails are to be painted (yuck!). She also informed me that I owe her a “fee” for delaying the nail-painting and panty-wearing. In its own perverted way, this new system makes sense. I have to admit that I never even considered such a process.

The idea of a “price” for delaying an activity is intriguing. It certainly adds interest (in both senses of the word) to our play. Mrs. Lion has an evil imagination. I love it!

I haven’t had to wear panties for some time. I don’t look forward to resuming. One reason, aside from the fact I look ridiculous, is that most are uncomfortable. My panty collection is largely rough, nylon-type material that looks frilly, but isn’t very kind to my skin. They’re all very inexpensive underwear, so it stands to reason the quality of fabric and manufacture are low.

If panties are going to be a frequent requirement, I would appreciate being able to purchase more comfortable products. The thongs I have are the only panties that don’t slip down and end up around my thighs. I don’t mind that they are thongs, but the material is scratchy. I hate to suggest it, but I think we need to go shopping for cotton panties

It’s been many months since the topic of women’s underwear has come up. I was taking a let-sleeping-panties-lie policy. I’ve never had to wear them very often, so I figured that no action was required on my part. However, now it’s clear that Mrs. Lion wants to put me in panties again.

On a different topic, while searching through Amazon, Mrs. Lion came upon a product called “The Bare Pair”. This is a hair removal product designed expressly for balls and the surrounding countryside. It’s a depilatory cream formulated for delicate scrotal skin. Since my body shaver has been nicking me badly, I figured it might be worth a try to use this product.

It comes in a kit with the cream, applicator sticks (gloves are better, I’ve read), a soothing cream for use after hair removal, and a rough glove to help get rid of the hair after treatment. I’ll try this stuff over the weekend. We’ll still continue with shaving elsewhere and using our Bela pulsed light permanent removal tool. By the way, that device works well. I have almost no hair where we’ve used it.

Mrs. Lion does manscaping about once a month. Thanks to the Bela device, there aren’t too many hairs on my balls. But we both like me to be completely smooth. Almost all the pubic hair is gone forever. Manscaping is now a touch-up process.

I consider pubic hair removal as an essential part of wearing a chastity device. Pubic hair tends to get caught in the device and then there are uncomfortable pulls as the body and device move. No hair eliminates that source of discomfort. Also, I think a device looks better against bare skin.

We don’t consider hair removal as something like panty wearing. It’s just male grooming that has nothing to do with my role. Besides, everyone knows that lions don’t have pubic hair.

3 comments on “Everyone Knows Lions Don’t Have Pubic Hair
  1. I’m curious to read about your bare balm. I use a safety razor and while I don’t cut myself very often (almost never), I have to shave every day for best results.

    • Caged Lion says:

      Thanks to laser treatments and the Bela device there is very little to remove. I have some grey hair on my balls that the Bela can’t kill (only works on dark hair). I’m hoping the Bare Pair will be less painful than the body razor,

  2. chastehubby says:

    My keyholder and I shopped for my panties together until we found some brands that fit good with the metal cage under them. Cotton full bikinis seem to be the best. In little girls prints that she picks. In fact she ordered some more the other day while ordering some items for herself. She keeps me in them…. Hard to feel machismo in those!!

What do you think?