Month: November 2018

Ready, Set, No

As promised, we played last night. Lion said it wasn’t for very long. Considering our recent lack of anything sexual, I’d think something is better than nothing; don’t look a gift horse in the mouth; beggars can’t be choosers; etc.

My Last Jerk Off

We’re closing in on the end of our fifth year of enforced chastity. We started mid-December 2013. We began the blog in the beginning of 2014. Mrs. Lion and I have been married 13 years. More than a third of

No Choice for You

I was waiting for my eyes to dilate for my eye exam when I remembered I hadn’t had Lion pick from the Box O’Fun. I thought about it when he was getting ready for bed and then promptly forgot again.

Naked For The Last Week

We’re slowly returning to normal. I’m no longer sleeping 16 hours a day. My nose is still stuffy and I woke Mrs. Lion last night when I had a coughing fit.  She’s still tired. We managed to snuggle last night.