Lion Piñata

I didn’t get a lot done yesterday but, as they say, it is what it is. We snoozed a bit, watched a movie and went to the casino. Lion has been wanting to go for a while. My plan was not to stay too long but hours have a way of zipping by.

Once we got home we needed showers. The casino spews some perfume-y air freshener that hangs on to clothes and people. To save time, Lion took his own shower so there was no opportunity for weenie washing. I got the dog settled in with her ice cream and let her out. By the time Lion was done, I was ready for my shower.

As promised, I locked Lion back into the Jail Bird. He may be spraying pee all over the place but my weenie is safely off limits. I’ll need to unlock him so we can play Zapardy! tonight. He’s charging the shock collar in anticipation.

When we ate lunch yesterday, Lion was looking at his shirt and hurriedly brushing something off it. I waited to see if he would confess to getting food on it. He did not. He waited till I asked. Silly boy. He should know by now that I notice things like that.

This morning, he reminded me that today is punishment day. He asked if I would be doing the multiple day spanking fiesta. It’s funny that he would call it a fiesta. Last week at work we had at least four Mondays in a row again and I said we needed a piñata filled with mini airplane bottles of booze. We could take our frustrations out on the piñata and have booze to numb our pain. I told Lion he’s my piñata. I suppose the fiesta reference would have been even better if it was chips and salsa that got him in trouble. Oh well.

This will be the first time I try a multiple day punishment on him. How many days should it be? How many swats each day? Which paddle? How hard? To be determined. It will be more than two days and probably more than 150 swats each day. I’m sure I’ll find just the right paddle at the time. And if I’m trying to prove a point, I think they need to be fairly hard swats. I don’t think I’ll try to bruise him but by day three, who knows what his buns will look and feel like? (I bet he’s trying to get hard as he reads this.)

[Lion — No I am not! I imagined that each day of a multi-day punishment, the number of swats per group would increase in the total number of swats for that spanking would also get larger. I need to learn to keep my mouth shut.]

2 comments on “Lion Piñata
  1. mrbillsails says:

    Oh Lion, always getting yourself in trouble.

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