American Hairless Lion

my hairless lion
Here he is, Lion after waxing. Last time I didn’t do all of his legs. This time the only hair he will have left is on his head and arms.

As it turns out, I don’t have to be the penis whisperer. My hand works just fine. My penis seems to be working just fine as well. Of course, we received the latest incarnation of the Cherry Keeper yesterday so that could have something to do with Lion’s excitement.

It still took a while, but I got him very close to the edge a number of times. I actually had to wait a little bit to put the cage on because he kept getting aroused when I touched him. He said I could always edge him again. Or, even better, I could have given him an orgasm. Nah. He hasn’t been waiting long enough. And why would I give him an orgasm when he’s finally unstuck? Nope. I need to take advantage of his horniness and torture him more.

As I was trying to jam the head of my weenie into the newest cage, Lion said he’s already contacted the designer to make changes. Then why use this one? I guess he wants to give feedback. Part of the re-re-re-re-design (there have been several) is to make the shelf opening larger. I don’t like the shelf at all. Well, I don’t like the redesigned shelf. I prefer the original cage all ways around. It seemed to center him nicely. But I don’t wear it. What do I know?

This weekend is a waxing weekend again. I suppose. (You have to read that last sentence with the exasperation my mother always had when I asked her for something she really didn’t want me to have but didn’t want to say no. It always came with a heavy sigh.) The truth is, waxing isn’t all that bad. It just takes a long time and it makes me sore all over. I suppose (there it is again) I’ll wax the whole Lion this time. Front on Saturday and back on Sunday. Or the other way around. It all depends on when we do our errands. The point is, he’ll be 95% hairless where he wants to be hairless. I always miss a few hairs.

[Lion — Mrs. Lion always puts herself down. In a short time she’s become an excellent aesthetician (waxer). She’s also an amazingly good cock tease. She seems to have worked out my arousal cycle again. She got me right to the edge more than once last night.]