The Law of Unintended Consequences

I don’t think the title is absolutely correct. The consequences were foreseen. Anyone in their right mind would say, “Duh! You had to know that could happen.” And I did. But I didn’t mean to do it. I’m talking about Lion’s accidental orgasm last night.

My intention was to get him very close to the edge. It worked. And it worked well. It usually does when I give him oral sex. The second I touched him with my tongue he gasped. And we were motoring right along. I edged him a lot. Then I went a little too far. And I knew I was going to but I pushed my luck. And, apparently, Lion pushed back. I don’t mean he actually pushed. He just got over the edge and I didn’t want to leave him with a ruined orgasm so I took him the rest of the way.

We figured out afterwards he’d waited five days. That number really has no meaning. Sometimes five days seems like a long time to him and other times it doesn’t. I do know he was very horny. Even without a spanking or being locked in the cage, he was horny. Maybe he’s over his slump. I have no idea if he’ll be horny as soon as today or not. It seems to me that’s the perfect time for another spanking. Either the spanking will make him horny or he won’t particularly want the spanking because he isn’t horny. Obviously I’d like it if it makes him horny. But if he’s in no mood for a spanking, I don’t care. He’ll get one anyway.

For the second Saturday in a row, Lion remembered it was punishment day. Who says you can’t teach an old lion new tricks? He’s learning. Maybe it’s time to change things up again. What if I moved punishment days from Monday, Thursday and Saturday to Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday? Hmmm. That would give him something to think about. I don’t know if I’ll do that. It’ll give me more to think about as well. I’d probably forget more than he would. Nope. We’ll leave it. I’m sure I can come up with some other rule for him to follow…or break, as the case may be.