Ready For (Some) Action
Sometimes I am amazed at the remarkable lack of humanity out there. This morning we were greeted by a comment (trashed, of course)wondering how Mrs. Lion could be disturbed by the fact that I’ve had some bleeding inside my eyes. This person suggested that since she doesn’t mind making me bleed, she shouldn’t be distressed by other blood. Bloggers, particularly like us, are sometimes subject to vitriol like this. I’m not sure what kind of person would write this way, but I am pretty sure that if they could find a way to use a crayon to write their garbage they would probably prefer it to the keyboard of the computer.
I had I surgery on Thursday. Fortunately, I do have vision in the surgical eye. Unfortunately, one of the side effects of a drug I need to use after the surgery constricts the pupil of that eye and makes it very difficult for me to see any detail at all. I’m using a voice to text tool to write this post. I’m having another surgery this coming Thursday to clear up the blood in my left eye. Enough medical talk.
We are in the process of moving. I’m absolutely no help. In fact I’m an energy drain for Mrs. Lion. Believe it or not, last night I was horny. I’ve stopped taking the drug that almost certainly inhibited interest in sex. Mrs. Lion was prepared to play with me on Friday night. It turned out that her knee was hurting from her packing activities. We held hands. I love that.
It’s natural to wonder if it makes sense to continue our playing and our FLRD in the face of these medical issues. I jokingly asked Mrs. Lion, how she felt about spanking a blind lion. She wasn’t in favor of it. She was concerned that the thrashing around my cause a problem with the surgery. When she first reacted negatively, I jokingly suggested that I can’t see what she’s doing anyway when she spanks me. I don’t have eyes in the back of my…
She, of course, is right that any stressful physical activity could cause a problem. We can’t exactly ask the surgeon when it’s safe to spank me again, though I imagine it would be the first time he’s heard that one. Maybe we can couch the question by asking when non-lifting physical activity is safe. I can’t lift more than 20 pounds or bend over so that my head is below the level of my heart. Lying with my body on the bed and my legs dangling to the floor, I don’t break that rule.
Speaking of rules, fortunately Mrs. Lion suspended most of them for the time being. I’ve interrupted her once or twice and I know she was annoyed by it. I suppose she can use one of her other non-spanking punishments for those infractions if she wishes. Just no more Irish Spring soap, please! The smell is horrible. The taste isn’t much better.
By the way, if you need to make the type bigger inside a browser just hit <ctrl> +. Each time you hit it the letters get bigger. I think it’s a good sign that I am ready to resume active FLRD and enforced chastity. I’m sure you’re glad too. No one likes endless medical talk, least of all the patient.