Mrs. Lion brought up an interesting subject the other night. She wrote about it in our post yesterday. After we got home from our evening at the casino, apropos of nothing she announced that on days that I’m not horny it shouldn’t count against how long I wait between orgasms. I protested saying that it didn’t make sense to me. I didn’t go on but I was thinking that since I don’t know how long I’m supposed to wait anyway, whether she counter doesn’t count today is irrelevant since I have no idea what she uses for system.
I started thinking about it as I drifted off to sleep. It occurred to me that there is a way to know if I am horny or not; simply try to edge me. If I can be edged there’s a good chance that you’re dealing with a horny lion. If not, you’re not. We then thought a little bit more about this and decided that maybe there could be a threshold for when I would be eligible to have an orgasm. My thought was that I had to be edged a certain number of days and after that Mrs. Lion could give me an orgasm at anytime she wanted. I know she likes to surprise me so I figured the edge count would simply set my eligibility without giving away when I actually would get a chance to ejaculate.
This has a sort of game feel to it and I like that. Speaking of games, I reminded Mrs. Lion that we have an NFL game we haven’t tried yet this season. She replied that our team, the New York Giants, when doing so depressingly bad that the game didn’t seem to make sense to her. I said that I missed it. She has made a reminder of the rules. The game is played with a paddle or two. Every time either side scores, I get swatted twice the number of points made by either team. The touchdown gets me 14 swats. Mrs. Lion tended to hit harder, a lot harder, when the team playing against the Giants scored. I was also swatted two times for every turnover the opposition made against the Giants. Given the current crappy season, perhaps it should be for or maybe even eight times for each time our quarterback is sacked where the ball is fumbled and turned over.
In terms of watching the game, playing our NFL game poses no problem. There are lots of commercials after each touchdown and we almost always record the game and watch it later. We can pause it and start it again after my swats. Some games have proven extremely painful for me. I suppose a variation on this game that would be closer to how Mrs. Lion feels about our team would be that I get swats for every time the opposition scores. Maybe it should be more per point. That way, points scored by our team would be rewarded by an absence of painful paddle strikes. Just a thought. Another possibility would be to replace the spanking with clothespins applied to my balls and penis. They would remain in place until the game was over. Perhaps one clothespin for each point scored in the game.
Another game we used to play was Zapardy. During this game I would where the shock collar around my balls and I would answer questions during the Jeopardy program. If I got the answer wrong, Mrs. Lion would send a shock into my balls. She always liked that game. I don’t think the shock collar has turned up yet. It may still be in a box of our stuff that hasn’t been unpacked. When it is, I’ll be sure to remind her about the game.
We’ve never worked out any games around sex. It seems to me that would be a very good possibility. I’m not sure how it would work, but maybe someone will have a creative idea. Meanwhile, when the Giants play tonight perhaps we will too.
makes NFL more fun to watch