Lion is a very horny boy and I have been relentless taking him oh, so close to the edge. I start out slowly, of course, but by the time I hit the third edge, I give him less time between each try. Last night I thought he was going to be a puddle before I was done. Just a quivering puddle of horny Lion. Then I put on my halo and say, so sweetly, “I’m only doing what you asked for.” The poor boy. Maybe I do have a sadistic streak running through me. [Lion One can only hope]
Last night I was on the hunt for pre-cum. He did produce a little bit. I wish I knew how to increase the amount. Maybe it’s age. Sometimes he just produces more than other times. That’s true of his orgasms too. Sometimes there’s a big, tasty snack and other times not so much. I don’t think it has anything to do with how excited he is. If it did he would have had more last night for sure.
I also gave him his maintenance swats. A bunch of not-so-hard swats that still seemed to hurt quite a bit. His sore spot is still there. I’m not sure why he suddenly has it so I teased him about having a girlfriend who comes over just to whomp his butt while I’m at work. He said he’s always locked up so why would someone want to play with him. I pointed out that there are people out there who love to whomp butts. He should know that. They don’t necessarily want to provide an orgasm. And being locked up wouldn’t prevent him from giving them one. Of course, I trust him not to do that. It’s just fun to tease him about it.
This morning, Lion gave the weather report as “very horny with no chance of orgasm in the next ten days.” He also added that it’s a good thing he shaved or there might be a high Lion brush fire warning out too. I said he should go take a cold shower to keep the risk low. I’ll increase the risk later. I think we’re both wondering if his interest will wane in the next ten days. I’ll do my best to make sure that doesn’t happen.