Author: Mrs. Lion

Despite his orgasm, I thought Lion’s birthday was anticlimactic. We usually plan something or I get him a present. This year, all bets were off. Between his illnesses, the move, the bird, and work I haven’t had much time to …

End of the Road Read More »

Today is Lion’s birthday. The dog and I both gave him cards this morning. I’m bringing home Chinese food for dinner. I don’t know what the dog has planned for lunch. I assume we’ll head out to dinner on the …

Birthday Lion Read More »

Some years ago, when Lion and I first got together, he hit a milestone birthday and was very depressed about it. No one knew what he was going through. No one cared enough to buy him a present. I was …

Forever Birthday Present Read More »

Aside from being busy unpacking, I’ve been busy beating myself up over the loss of our parrot. I just know I did something wrong. He trusted me and I let him down. I’d do anything to get my big bird …

2019 Sucks Read More »