After quite a long time of Lion saying he likes his legs hair-free, now he says he doesn’t care. Of course, this is one day after waxing the backs of his legs. I guess he’s business in the front and party in the back. He’s a weird half and half hybrid. Of what, I don’t know.

I finished waxing his upper frontal yesterday. He really doesn’t have that much hair now. Unfortunately for him, the stubborn hair seems to be where removing it hurts the most. His balls tend to grow wildly long hair. Between the heat of the wax and my yanking said wax off, his balls suffer. It almost makes the base of his cock not mind having the hair yanked out. Almost. Not even his crack is as sensitive as his balls to the hot wax and yanking. Those poor balls. They get swatted, tied, pulled, mentholated, bounced and otherwise abused. And they get admired. I love looking at them whether they’re hanging low or just hanging out.

Lion is sure I said I’d give him an orgasm while he was all oiled up. I just checked. I said I doubted I would. It’s fun to play with him when he’s slippery. I think he’s at a more manageable height on the table. I can change positions easier. And, of course, he’s all oily. He didn’t seem as interested yesterday. He’ll probably think I’m nuts. I can hear him thinking, “I was interested! Honest!” He just wasn’t super hard. Bummer.

I decided to give it another try after dinner. I went to his side of the bed and pushed the covers back. His balls were loose because they’d been kept all warm and toasty. I got my weenie hard, but he still didn’t seem interested. I asked if my technique was lacking. He said he might prefer my mouth. Oh. Well, I can certainly do that. He was soft again by the time we got into position. No problem. I love feeling my weenie get hard in my mouth.

Once I got him hard, I was faced with the age-old dilemma. Do I give him an orgasm or not? He’d only been waiting eight days. But I want to shorten his wait times. But I haven’t edged him much, if at all, since his last orgasm. But I want to give him an orgasm. (How many personalities are in there, anyway?) In the end, I won out. Well, Lion won, but I did too.

Lion says that everyone knows that lions don’t have pubic hair. He certainly doesn’t!

I am not sure what’s going on, but Lion has not been interested in sex. Last night he wasn’t feeling well again. Maybe it was the late hour. Perhaps it was too much dinner – leftover turkey and fixings. Maybe he’s saving himself for when I wax his front side, and he can have some oily fun. We’ve both also been very tired. I don’t normally take naps, but I have been for the past few days. I turned off the alarm, but there’s no way to turn off the doggie alarm. She woke us up at 6:30 yesterday and 7:30 this morning. The early dog gets the pets.

I wasn’t sure when I’d finish waxing Lion. I should probably do it today, so I can be sure to finish. Bending over was hurting my back, and I didn’t have too much to do on the back. His legs were the furriest. I’m glad I started at the bottom and worked my way up. I’m not sure if I would have been able to do a good job if I’d left them for last. It’s a daunting task. He’s got a lot of fur on his legs. By the time I’m done with him, he’ll have a swimmer’s body. There won’t be any hair left to slow him down in the water. Streamlined. Sleek.

I have no idea why Lion likes to be furless. It’s not like any wild lions are running around bare. Mexican hairless dogs look funny to me. Sphinx cats are weird-looking. Why would I want a hairless Lion? Well, I don’t want a completely hairless Lion. He likes waxed legs. I don’t. I do them every so often, so he gets his way. The rest of the time, they are furry.

When I clean him up, I slather oil all over him. It softens the wax. Then I use a towel to rub off the oil and the wax. Of course, when I’m waxing his front, I pay some attention to my weenie. I have to move it out of the way, and sometimes there is a hair or two on it. Once the oil comes out, that weenie gets extra attention. Lion says he doesn’t like lube. I guess oil is another thing. He gets very hard when I start jerking him off. Super hard. I haven’t given any thought to where he is in his wait when I wax him. Have I ever waxed him the day after an orgasm? I wonder if the oil would work its magic then. Is it the oil or the length of time he’s waited that’s the key?

I think today is day eight. That’s not much of a wait in the overall scheme of things. I doubt I’ll give him an orgasm while I’m cleaning him up. That’s too easy. The oil would do half the work for me. I like more of a challenge than that.

Lion mentioned that I haven’t had him wear his shock collar in a while.

There’s a flaw in my weekend plans. Lion pointed out that I have to wax his buns before I spank them. If I spank him first, he will be sore for days, and the skin may even be broken. I can’t wax him in that state. Therefore, I have to wax his moon side before I spank him. That makes sense. I hadn’t thought of that. It doesn’t necessarily alter my plans. It just changes them around a bit.

I shoved everything into the pantry when I “cleaned” the house for the dog trainer’s visit. The waxing table is under a mound of stuff. I have to do some excavating before I can wax Lion. While the wax is melting, I can dig my way down to the table and get things ready. I should wax at least part of him today. Otherwise, it will be Sunday all of a sudden, and I’ll be scrambling to get things done. The question is, which side of Lion to wax first.

Despite my intentions of doing something earlier in the day yesterday, we did not. After dinner, Lion snoozed a bit and then wasn’t interested in sex. Do I try again tonight and then wax his front tomorrow? Or do wax the front today and try to get him interested when he’s oiled up? If I wax the backside today, I can spank him later on. Maybe that will jump-start things. The bottom line, pun intended, is that I have to figure out how to get him interested again. It’s been a few days, and I know he wants to do something. We were talking about getting the dog a shock collar, and he mentioned that I hadn’t used his shock collar in a long time. If he wants his balls zapped, he must be interested on some level.

I was thinking about the shock collar last week. While I’m working from home and he’s in his office, I could either vibrate or shock him to let him know I’m thinking about him. A love tap of sorts. [Lion — A love zap.]

By the time the wax was ready yesterday, I was not. We’d both spent a few hours snoozing off and on. I was groggy and didn’t much feel like waxing. However, the wax is on now, and I’m ready to roll when it’s melted. In the meantime, I have a dog to groom and laundry to wash. It’s a busy day.

Last night I think I surprised Lion when I moved over to play. It was a little late, but, as I said, we’d snoozed, so we were awake. He’d reported the Lion weather was summery, so I needed to take advantage of it. And I’m happy to say I was able to. For a bit, at least.

I started off with my hand, and I might have gone longer, but I seemed to hit a plateau. I don’t think he gets as excited with my hand as he used to. What if he reaches a point where he doesn’t get as excited by my mouth? I’ll be in trouble then. Maybe that will signal the end of his wanting sex. I get we’ll both be in trouble if that’s true. I don’t see that happening any time soon, so we’re good.

We were going along fine. He was making his way up the mountain, and I was helping him. At some point, it seemed like he was losing it. I was about to stop, but I must have changed something because he responded again. That happened a few times. I was sure I was going to get him to the edge. And then my hand started getting numb. I must have moved just enough to restrict blood flow. I tried to move again, but it was no use. It was getting worse.

Lion was fine when I had to stop. He said I wasn’t going to let him go all the way anyway. It’s true, but I wanted to get him to the edge at least once. For the record, I thought about going all the way, but that would have messed up my waxing plans of jerking him off (probably not all the way) when he’s slathered with oil. Oil is a very nice lubricant. Messy, but nice. Lion is not usually into lubes, but I guess since he’s already greased up, he likes to take advantage of it.