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Mrs. Lion has a long weekend. Maybe that will give us more time to have some fun. I’m mostly to blame for the lack of activity. I think I am in one of my lulls. Sex isn’t on my mind. That’s not exactly accurate. I have been thinking about blow jobs. It’s on the top of my sex list. When all else fails, oral sex succeeds. That’s always been true for me.

I know that most guys love it too. In the last two years nearly all of my orgasms were delivered that way. A big reason for this is that I’ve burnt out on handjobs. For the seven years before, almost all of my sexual activity was produced by Mrs. Lion’s hand. She’s very good at jerking me off. I got less and less sensitive. Maybe it’s like getting too much ice cream. Eventually, you get tired of it. Ask someone who works in an ice cream factory.

Does that mean I will get bored with oral sex? I hope not! If I do, will handjobs suddenly feel exotic and arousing? I don’t know. What I do know is that writing about getting off is turning me on. A nasty side effect of blogging. It is for me. I know that it doesn’t have the same effect on Mrs. Lion.

For the record, it’s been eight days since my last spanking and my last orgasm. It’s unusual that I’ve had them on the same day. That’s not a coincidence. I think that if we both are in motion for a spanking, we tend to keep moving to sex. It’s good evidence we are getting lazy. Maybe our weight loss program will get us moving again.s

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Our football team won last night. I can’t believe it. I thought for sure it would be losses from here on out. They started the season strong and I thought they ran out of gas. I am pleasantly surprised. We did not play our football spanking game. We were both tired and just wanted to watch the game.

While we watched, after I’d gotten rid of the dinner dishes, we snuggled and I played with my weenie. This isn’t the best position for getting Lion excited, but he hasn’t really been touched in days, so he did get a little hard. I’m sure he would have gotten more excited if I’d moved into a better position, but I found myself falling asleep. I’d feel bad about it if he’d never fallen asleep while I’m playing with him.

Today is punishment day. I’ll whomp him between his shower and dinner. If I spank him early enough, we’ll have time for fun later. Yes, I will strap him down for spanking. I haven’t decided if I’ll strap him down for other festivities. I haven’t even decided if I’ll set up the massage table or give him oral sex. I just know he’ll get attention. It may not necessarily be attention he wants (think Icy Hot), but that’s what he gets when he puts me in charge.

We have a few storms coming through that are supposed to dump anywhere from 4-7 inches of snow. I ordered a food delivery yesterday, so we should be good in that respect. We don’t really care if we get snowed in. The only issue is losing power. I think we’re ready for that too. The issue is whether the internet will hold so I can still work.

Speaking of work, I’m happy to report that I didn’t forget everything I learned just by being out for two days. I haven’t had to use a cheat sheet once. Of course, I’m about to start something I’ve only done a few times so now the cheat sheets are coming out.

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Well, Saturday didn’t go quite as planned. I spanked Lion, but then we watched TV and finally a movie. By that time, it was a little after 6 and we needed to figure out dinner. When dinner was over, and Lion had snoozed a bit, I told him we missed out on the massage table, but he’d still get oral sex. He wondered why we weren’t doing the massage table. I know he’d been snoozing, but it was still a little late for it. I was going by his assertion that we play earlier. Since we’d missed that window, I figured it was too late to play. However, I can be very persuasive with my mouth, so oral sex should still be viable. And even if it wasn’t, I could get him excited.

It took a little work, but I got him hard. In the work-smarter-not-harder mentality, I’ve been trying to get him as interested as possible before I start going for it. I can’t tell you how long it took me to figure out that my neck will wear out long before he’s ready to burst. Now I use my tongue more to get things rolling. For some reason, at least from my perspective, our angles have changed. It feels like Lion tilts his pelvis as he gets excited. Sneaky me, I’ve found that if I have his balls tied or at least encircled with my fingers, I can keep him from pulling up. Again, this is just from my perspective. He may not actually be moving much. All I have to do is move up a bit and all is well.

I couldn’t see at the time, so I didn’t know how long his wait had been. I figured it was somewhere around the week mark. (I confirmed it was nine days afterward.) There’s not really any rhyme or reason to when I decide he should have an orgasm. Sometimes I just want some cream filling, as I did last night. Lucky Lion. That means he gets an orgasm. Of course, he doesn’t always give me cream filling when he has an orgasm. That’s sad. But I got some last night. Yummy, yummy cream filling.

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Apparently, I have Friday-itis. I’m having a hard time remembering how to do things at work. I know I was missing certain steps so I asked the trainer to go through things with me again. Afterwards, I was able to do it on my own, but realized (after I hit send, of course) that I still missed one thing. At this point, I don’t know enough about things to know if the person I sent it to can just figure it out and go from there or if I am colossally screwing things up. I do know I have some responses back, but I’m waiting till Monday for that rude awakening. So far, my boss and the trainers are chalking things up to three of us being newbies and mistakes will happen. So far.

On the home front, I offered to cut Lion’s hair last night. He mentioned that his hair is over his ears. I haven’t cut my hair in over twenty-four years, so it’s always over my ears. Lion knew I was trying to work extra hours to make up for leaving early today. He has a doctor appointment. He asked if he looked raggy enough to warrant a haircut. He never looks raggy to me, so the haircut will wait.

When I was done with work, I brought the box o’fun to Lion for him to choose. He picked regular clothespins. Lucky. Regular clothespins are fairly easy to take. I set up the massage table and proceeded to pinch him with a bunch of clothespins. Of course, I rubbed my weenie with my unintentionally cold hands before I put any clothespins on. He wasn’t getting particularly hard so I sucked him a bit. That did the trick.

I alternated between jerking, sucking and applying clothespins. There are a few spots that are sensitive to being pinched. It’s easy to find them. I always make sure to yank on those more than the others. He definitely liked the sucking more than the jerking, but I’m at a weird angle when he’s on the massage table. Maybe tonight, after I’ve done whatever he picks out do the box o’fun, I can bring him back into the bedroom for phase two of the festivities.

Last night’s phase two was his punishment day swats. While I was playing with him, I informed him I hadn’t forgotten about that. He said he had. Too bad. If I remember, it happens. I don’t think he felt it for very long anyway.

I’m looking forward to tonight. Not so much for the box o’fun, but for phase two. I love sucking Lion.