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Let’s face it, everything we are writing about relates back in one way or another to male masturbation. I’m defining the term “masturbation” narrowly. It applies to any activity that will bring a male to ejaculation without inserting it in an orifice. That means oral sex, anal sex, and of course vaginal sex are not forms of masturbation. The vast majority of my sexual experience is masturbation.

I guess I have to open the topic up a bit. Most of my sexual experience doesn’t result in ejaculation. I’m brought close to it, but not permitted to actually ejaculate. I don’t think that matters very much in terms of this post. I’m also assuming that masturbation includes any penis stimulation that isn’t actually inside of an orifice. That means that when Mrs. Lion plays with me, she’s masturbating me. Fair enough?

Enforced male chastity by definition is preventing masturbation. Chastity devices were invented in the late 19th century for that express purpose. In those days it was believed that masturbation led to insanity and idiocy. Our sex life, Mrs. Lion and I, is 100% about male masturbation and oral sex. My penis is the focus of all of our sexual activity. Mrs. Lion considers it her penis since she controls it. I just carry it around.

When I am allowed to ejaculate, about one-third of the time it happens in Mrs. Lion’s mouth. She really likes that. However, it takes a lot of energy and uncomfortable positioning to suck me so she usually defaults to using her hand.

Contrary to almost all other male sexual activity, mine would be best for her if I could get to orgasm as rapidly as possible. Any energy she expends getting me to the edge isn’t particularly pleasurable for her. I’ve researched training a male to ejaculate on command. It’s largely a myth. It takes as long as it takes for me to get to the top of my orgasmic curve.

Mrs. Lion uses some tricks to help get me more aroused. After all, no matter how talented she is with her hands, it’s still jerking me off. I can get bored with that. She’s discovered that various BDSM activities from spanking to cock and ball torture gets me more excited. The more excited I am, the more likely she can get me to the edge of orgasm.

Obviously, the long lead up to the point when I’m close to ejaculation is more work than fun for Mrs. Lion. She starts enjoying herself when I am close to the edge. Ideally, it would be very helpful if she had a way to save some work getting me to that point. Toward that end, I’ve acquired some male masturbators. These are devices designed to get a man off.

There are surprisingly few on the market if you don’t include the cheap vibrators. So far, the only reliable one Mrs. Lion can use on me is our Magic Wand vibrator. This is a powerful hand-held vibrator that’s been on the market for years. We have a rechargeable version that she moves on the bottom of my penis from head to about halfway down. It’s a very reliable way to get me off.

Venus 2000 in action.

There are masturbators that are worn over the penis designed to feel like oral or vaginal sex. The best that I’ve tried is the Venus 2000 by ABCO. This machine uses a vacuum pump and complex valves to create pulsating suction. It has a “receiver” that is a tube with a silicone liner that pulsates from the vacuum. I had one many years ago. It took me quite a while to figure out which settings worked best. Once I did it was really great. The big drawback is that the receiver is heavy and you have to hold it in place. The biggest problem is the price. It costs about $1000. You can control the length of each stroke. You can also make it go faster or slower. So far, it’s the only one that actually worked for me.

There are newer, less expensive devices. One is the Lelo F1. This device is a cylinder with a silicone sleeve inside and a powerful vibrator. The vibrator can be controlled to provide more or less power. What makes this device potentially interesting is that it contains a nice selection of sensors that report the state of both the machine and the penis inside it. There is a demo phone app that allows you to control the vibrator and observe the readings of the sensors. The manufacturer has just released a software development kit that will allow programmers to build applications that can use the feedback from the sensors to change the way the device behaves. Theoretically, this biofeedback should allow optimization of sensations.

The Lelo F1. Penis sleeve and powerful vibrator with sensors.

I tried it as it is now. The vibrations are powerful. The manufacturer claims they are so powerful that you will feel them throughout your penis and they will stimulate you to a wonderful orgasm. I didn’t get that result. If I inserted my soft penis, the device couldn’t get me hard. If I inserted my erect penis, it felt good but the sensations didn’t build to the point that I was even close to an orgasm. Perhaps if someone writes an app with the biofeedback from the sensors, the device would be smart enough to find the best sensations for me.

We only tried it once. That’s not really fair. I think Mrs. Lion will try again. I don’t have a lot of confidence that it will really do the trick. The reason for this is that the concept of vibrating my entire penis enough to get all of the right nerve endings seems unlikely. I’ll watch out to see if an app is developed and will see.

This is how the Autoblow ai works. The position, stroke length, and speed are computer-controlled.

The only other “real” masturbator is the Autoblow this is a tube with a silicone sleeve inside. The sleeve is connected to a motor drive that moves up and down the same way a partner’s mouth might move. The latest version the “ai” claims to have artificial intelligence incorporated in its design. The manufacturer hired a machine learning design company to analyze thousands of porn blow job videos to simulate how the end-to-end experience worked. Then, the manufacturer used a microprocessor and various sensors to simulate that motion with the Autoblow.

I purchased one (the price varies anywhere from $150-$250 depending on current sales). It has 10 different masturbation patterns. Mrs. Lion and I tried it and I sampled each of the patterns. Some felt better than others. During that first session, it couldn’t get me close. Unlike the other masturbators I’ve tried, this one may have the potential to do the job helping Mrs. Lion get me to the edge. We will try it again and see if we can’t figure it out. The big drawback with this device as well as the others is that they require lube. That means that when Mrs. Lion decides to take over, she will either have to deal with a lubed penis or get me cleaned off before she can do her thing. Cleaning me off takes time and is distracting. It could very well destroy the progress the automation gave her.

The Hot Octopus Jett has two powerful vibrators: a low-frequency and a high-frequency unit.

There are other vibrators that attach to the penis. Most of them sit under the head at the sensitive spot. I tried a few. It’s possible that one or two could have got me off. I didn’t feel that really nice buildup Mrs. Lion’s hand or mouth provides. Maybe I’m spoiled. More likely, we haven’t discovered the right combination of devices and settings that will do the job.

People who make sex toys are not generally very sophisticated. They also don’t have big research budgets. The problem is that while jerking off looks the same from the outside, getting it just right is a very individual problem to solve. I think that the hybrid of the F1 and the Autoblow offer the possibility of a really effective sex machine for men.

Pressure sensors to record how hard the penis is along with temperature sensors, etc. could provide the sort of biofeedback that would allow the Autoblow motion to be optimized from the beginning of a session to the climax. The biggest problem with products like the Venus 2000 is that their motion is constant. Mrs. Lion knows that she has to vary the speed and pressure to provide me with the most arousal. A device like the Autoblow that could sense my reaction to it and adjust, could offer a reasonable way to come close to real sex.

Even though it’s tiring and somewhat boring for her, Mrs. Lion’s hand and mouth represent the only reliable way to get me to the edge. Thank you, sweetie!

Evotion Wearables has been around since 2014. They started out making male chastity devices for men who have Prince Albert or frenum piercings. They’ve been using 3D-printing to produce their devices from the beginning. Many of the piercing-required devices only have a covering for the penis shaft. There is no ball ring. I believe that this can be a defect since the penis can grow longer if not thicker when just restrained by a piercing shaft container.

Evotion recently came out with their Evotion Orion male chastity device. Unlike their other products, this one is designed for men with no penis piercing. It incorporates features that have evolved over the years of making piercing-only devices. As far as I know, it’s absolutely unique.

Every other device I’ve worn comes in two pieces: the base ring and the penis tube or cage. The cage locks onto the base ring providing the required sexual prevention functionality. I’ve had a lot of trouble with almost every device I’ve worn. Even custom devices like my Jail Bird make it difficult to urinate standing up. The Cherry Keeper, another 3D-printed device added a feature called the “headlock”. This is a little shelf that fits just below the head of the penis. It keeps the head in a single position inside the top of the cage. I considered this a major breakthrough. The headlock made sure that my urethra would remain centered and I could safely stand to pee. It turned out that there still was enough motion inside the top of the cage that sprays frequently resulted.

The Evotion Orion is a three-piece device. There is a base ring, a center shaft container, and a headcover. This design conforms to their piercing-only devices. They feature a shaft cover and a separate headcover. The shaft cover locks onto the headcover and the headcover is locked onto the piercing.

In the case of the Orion, there are two locks: one that locks the base ring to the shaft cover, and the second that locks the shaft cover to the headcover. It turns out there is an extremely good reason for this type of construction. More about that later.

The Orion is a custom device. It’s priced similarly to the Jail Bird. Sometimes there are specials that offer a lower price. When I first looked at the device, it cost $369 for the standard nylon version. It’s also available in 3D-printed metal as well. Those versions are much more expensive. This is a pretty high price for 3D-printed cages. However, unlike their competitors, Evotion hand finishes these devices and provides them with a beautiful high-gloss finish. Mine, as you can see from the pictures is a nice candy apple red. If I ever get of Ferrari, the device will match.

Like most custom devices, the Orion needs accurate measurements in order to be made to fit perfectly. Evotion offers very good advice on how to do this measuring. Unlike most two-piece devices, Evotion needs different parts of the penis to be measured. First and foremost, you must be absolutely flaccid. Even the slightest hint of arousal will make a mess of your measurements. Unlike the Jail Bird and other cages, Evotion needs measurement along the top of your penis from your body to the beginning of the glans (the head). Without any stretching or arousal, measure from your body to the point where the head gets wider. Every penis has a “shoulder” where the wider head meets the shaft. The first measurement needs to capture that value.

The second measurement is one that is required for most devices, it’s the circumference or diameter of the flaccid shaft itself. This is a measurement that needs to be taken several times. It’s critical that you get this one right. The third measurement is the circumference or diameter of the head at the widest point just above the “shoulder”. Next, they need the measurement for the length of the head. I used a digital caliper for these measurements. It’s difficult to use this without distorting things since you can push the caliper too hard and it will compress what you’re measuring. But if you are careful, and keep trying several times you will get a consistent, accurate measurement. Last, they need the base ring diameter.

Evotion Wearables prides itself on personal service. After I sent them my measurements, they came back to me with questions. They wanted to be sure that I had accurately measured. When they and I were both satisfied we had them right, they put the device into production. Like many of the other custom devices, expect to wait 4 to 6 weeks after ordering before you will receive your new device. By the way, they will mold into the head anything you would like to put there in the way of a message. Obviously, it can’t be a very long message. Mine says, “LION”. I consider it a sort of name tag so it won’t get mixed up with others (LOL).

It turns out that putting your Orion on isn’t intuitive. Evotion doesn’t provide any instructions on how to actually put on the device. I got it wrong in the beginning. I had to contact them and ask them to offer me some help. Mrs. Lion kindly worked with me to give you the illustrated guide on how to put one on.

evotion base ring on penis
The basering is wider than most devices I’ve worn.

When you receive it, you’ll see that the key for the connection between the base ring in the shaft section goes in behind (toward your body) on the base ring. I wondered about that since most of the devices I’ve worn have the base ring sitting tightly against my abdomen. Also, the fittings that connect the various pieces of this device are more like plugs and sockets, then sliders. The shaft section fits into the base ring by depressing it (squeezing the shaft of your penis) and getting it under its socket and the base ring. Then it essentially clicks into place. Once you work out how to do this without pinching, it’s actually elegant and easy.

I was getting a little aroused when Mrs. Lion
put the middle piece on. Even calm, much
of my penis was sticking out.

When I put it on the first time I pulled my penis through the shaft section until the shaft piece was against the base ring. This left a considerable amount of my penis hanging out of the front of the shaft section (see picture, left). Mrs. Lion then tried to squeeze the headpiece over this skin. Eventually she managed to do it. I had a whole bunch of skin hanging out between the head cage and the shaft piece. That didn’t seem right to me.

Next, pull back the penis behind the basering
until only the head sticks out.

I sent a picture to Evotion and they agreed this was not the right way to wear it. They sent me a link to a very short video that showed a man adjusting his Orion. It turns out that once you lock the shaft piece against the base ring, you then pull the penis back from behind the base ring until just the head peeks out from the front of the shaft section. This seemed really odd to me. It sort of looked like a lot of my penis was behind the base ring.

Alignment is right when just the head pokes out
from the center section. No other skin should show.
Don’t worry about the bunching in back.

Once I did that and only the head was showing, it was easy to lock the headcover on. The folks at Evotion pointed out to me that they actually invented the so-called “headlock” that is part of the Cherry Keeper. At the very front of the shaft piece, there is a molded-in ring that sits in the groove just below the head. It essentially prevents the head from slipping backward. The head of the penis is firmly locked into place.

I’m not sure if this “locking mechanism” prevents pullout. I am sure it doesn’t make it easy. More importantly, it prevents the head from sliding backward. It has to stay firmly in contact with the front of the cage. This, in turn, guarantees that my urethra is centered in the opening designed for it. It became very clear why accurate measurements were necessary. When I had adjusted the device correctly I sent a picture back to Evotion and they told me that the fit was absolutely perfect.

Within an hour or less of putting the device on that excess skin behind the base ring disappeared into the device and it fit very much the same way as any other male chastity device. Just pull the scrotum forward through the base ring and all will tighten up nicely. The base ring is substantially wider than on any other device I own. It lends stability and doesn’t cause me any discomfort.

After pulling the scrotum forward, the device fits
correctly and comfortably.

The device is essentially invisible under clothing. It’s nicely centered between my balls and creates a discrete bulge that doesn’t reveal what’s going on. Once I got it on correctly, the Orion turned out to be the most comfortable male chastity device I’ve ever worn. I only had a little bit of slight pinching from the base ring once or twice and that was easily fixed with a slight, subtle adjustment.

Most exciting for me, was the fact that I can confidently urinate standing up without even bothering to check if my urethra is in the right position. The unique design of the Orion held my penis in the correct position over multiple days of wear. This is now the device I wear every day.

The Orion has a “head trap” inside the middle section.
When you pull your penis back, the “trap” sits just under the head, effectively locking it in place.

The Evotion Orion isn’t perfect. The manufacturers claim that the filigree pattern (you have your choice of several, I picked hearts) provides adequate ventilation. I found that I could keep myself pretty clean by showering, but hours after bathing, when Mrs. Lion removed the device, my penis was still damp. After two days and two showers, there was a distinct unpleasant smell in the loose skin below the head of my penis.

This odor was not detectable until after the cage was off and Mrs. Lion was playing with me. I suppose my standards are a bit high because I’ve always worn open cage designs. Those men who have been wearing tubes, are used to this issue. Even though there are some open areas in the device, I would classify this as a tube-type male chastity device. That means that the device has to be removed and the penis washed and dried every few days to prevent potential problems. This is not an issue for us. Mrs. Lion unlocks me almost every day. It does mean that she needs to unlock me earlier some of the time to allow me to take a shower while wild.

Wearing a chastity device always involves some compromise. Our penises were not designed to be locked up. However, with a little care, the Evotion Orion can definitely become your standard male chastity device for long-term wear. Its glossy finish looks pretty durable. However, when I cleaned it in my ultrasonic cleaner, the water did have a slight pink tinge. The finish will probably wear out over time.

If you ever have a problem with fit or if something breaks, Evotion can make you new parts. A new base ring, for example, costs $150. Obviously it pays to measure correctly the first time!

You can find the Evotion Orion on the Evotion website. Please let them know you heard about them from us. They might offer you a special price. No guarantees.

I am extremely happy with my Evotion Orion. Mrs. Lion likes the way it works and after some practice, is able to get it on-and-off me without too much pinching or aggravation. It’s much more fun being a caged lion if I am in a nice shiny red cage with my name on it.

Cherrykeeper chastity cage
This is the standard Cherry Keeper cage with the 3 mm headlock.

I’ve been wearing a Cherry Keeper chastity device for several weeks. This device is 3D printed. It takes excellent advantage of the opportunities for customization offered by 3D printing. JosieLynn is the designer. He created his devices using CAD software. Unlike other manufacturers, JosieLynn sends his designs to Shapeways, a public 3D printing company. When you order a Cherry Keeper, you’re actually ordering directly from Shapeways.

There is a unique feature available with the Cherry Keeper. JosieLynn calls it the “headlock”. This is a “shelf” inside the cage positioned so that the head of the penis rests on it. His original idea is to make it more difficult to pull out of the device because the shelf will resist. I’m not convinced that this works, however, it turns out to be a wonderful way to perfect the fit.

Lion's penis in Cherrykeeper chastity device
This is the “short” stock Cherry Keeper. It’s the short cage with the medium headlock feature. So far it’s doing a good job keeping my urethra front and center.
(Click image to view larger)

The Cherry Keeper device is offered in several standard sizes. The headock feature is available on any of them. Headlocks can be ordered in several widths. The wider the shelf the more constricting the cage. I started out by ordering the small Cherry Keeper with the “medium” headlock. This is a modest shelf. The device was comfortable but the fit just didn’t feel right. I contacted JosieLynn and asked about a custom fit.

I was very happy to learn that he would make a custom design for the flat fee of $75 USD. He would create the design and submit it to Shapeways. I would then buy the device from Shapeways in the same way I bought the standard cage. More about ordering, later.

We exchanged messages (Shapeways has a messaging service that is very convenient). He informed me that I would need to provide a series of measurements that are very different from the ones I’m used to making for new chastity devices. He needed the diameter of my penis head. He also needed its length from where it mushrooms to the tip. He also wanted the circumference. Bear in mind penis heads have a flat spot so the circumference isn’t necessarily the diameter times pi. He also needed my flaccid penis length measured from the top; the distance from my abdomen to urethra when I am at my softest. Last, he needed the diameter of my penis shaft just below the head with the loose skin pulled away.

When he got all these measurements, he commented that the small cage I had ordered was too short to contain the entire head of my penis above the headlock. That explained why the fit seems wrong. I wrote him that I was very interested in getting a device that kept my urethra front and center in the opening so that peeing standing up wouldn’t be a problem. He noted that he had an idea about this which involved changing the shape of the cage.

I sent him $75 and we got started. He decided that my custom cage would be longer than the standard to accommodate the true length of my penis head. He designed a headlock just a millimeter wider than my penis shaft. He explained that it would take some work to get into this cage. He changed the angle of the cage in relation to the base ring (I was able to keep the standard base ring). The distance from cage tip to my abdomen would be the same as my flaccid penis length.

new custom cherry keeper chastity device
This is a rendering of my custom Cherry Keeper. Notice the sharp taper. Also note the wide headlock that will keep the head of my penis “locked” inside the cage.

He created the design and I ordered it from Shapeways. When I tried it on, it seemed that the cage was a bit long. My urethra didn’t quite stay in contact with the front of the cage. JosieLynn adjusted the design with a couple of minor tweaks. I ordered the revised cage and it fit perfectly.

You can see that the cage itself is considerably narrower than the standard model. The front opening is lower and conforms nicely to my anatomy. It takes some work and a little lube on the head of my cock to work the head past the headlock. In the beginning it was very difficult for Mrs. Lion to get me in. In fact, between us I managed to scratch the shaft of my penis just below the head.

my penis in the Cherry Keeper
The custom Cherry Keeper fits perfectly. My urethra remain centered in the opening. The device is supremely comfortable.

Now that she has much more practice, getting me into this cage is simple for Mrs. Lion. She still uses a little bit of silicone lube to make it easier to insert. Once in, the head of my penis rests firmly on the shelf and regardless of whether my shaft is shrinking or growing, the head is locked firmly in position with my urethra nicely centered. This is exactly what I want.

The Cherry Keeper is amazingly comfortable. I’m not aware of the headlock and I feel no pressure or weight from this device. That’s not surprising. It’s made of medical-grade nylon. It’s practically weightless. Until I started wearing the Cherry Keeper, my favorite chastity device was the Jail Bird. Now, that one feels clunky and heavy. Also my urethra tends to wander when I wear it.

I like the way the Cherry Keeper looks. Mrs. Lion prefers the look of the Jail Bird. However, so far she is okay about me wearing the Cherry Keeper. I’m glad because this device is a radical improvement over what can be done with welding equipment and stainless steel wire.

Shapeways offers the Cherry Keeper in a number of colors and in two finishes. 3D-printed things tend to have a rough, sandpaper-like finish. This rough finish is the reason I was unable to recommend the Custom Chastity devices. The one I bought was horrible as I received it. I spent hours sanding and polishing before it was smooth enough to wear comfortably. Even after all that, it’s nowhere near as comfortable as the Cherry Keeper.

Anyway, Shapeways offers a solution for the rough finish: They call it their premium finish. It costs almost twice as much as getting the same piece with the rough finish. It’s only available in white, the natural color of the nylon, because all the other colors are painted on and are removed during the polishing process that the premium finish provides. I can’t recommend more strongly getting the premium finish. It might be nice to have a colored device, but is it worth the irritation the rough finish will give you?

Cost
You purchase this device in pieces. You need to order a base ring, which is offered in a wide range of sizes. If your size isn’t shown, send a message to JosieLynn and he will set one up that’s right for you. Base rings are available as oval-shaped or circular. I got the circular ring. Next, purchase the cage. If you are buying a standard cage, you select the size and then select the degree of headlock, if you want one. I selected everything in white with the premium finish. The ring cost $26.45 plus tax and shipping in the premium finish. The small standard cage with a medium headlock and white with the premium finish cost $34.95 plus tax and shipping. My total cost was $72.

Bear in mind that you have to provide your own lock. The Cherry Keeper uses the standard lock that Holy Trainer and other similar devices uses. Amazon.com offers one at a reasonable cost.

Given my experience, I recommend going directly to a custom-made device. It will cost $75 for JosieLynn’s design help. I used the standard ring so that cost $26.45. Because I wanted to tweak it a bit, I bought two cages. Chances are very good you won’t need to do that. JosieLynn sends a link to a custom order page. . The custom cage coat $33.95. It was actually a dollar cheaper than the standard cage.

That puts the total cost for a custom Cherry Keeper at $136.40, plus shipping and tax. If you need the lock cylinder it costs seven dollars. That means for less than $150 you can have a completely customized Cherry Keeper. I think that’s an amazing bargain.

I test a lot of chastity devices. Most of the off-the-shelf products are not good fits and usually poorly designed. The singular exception, other than the Cherry Keeper, is the HT Nub. My Chinese version fits very well and is comfortable. However, even counting my Jail Bird, the custom Cherry Keeper is my favorite. JosieLynn is very easy to work with and spent considerable time revising designs until we had exactly the right chastity device for me. Since JosieLynn wears what he sells, he has excellent understanding of what works and doesn’t work.

penis measuring with the caliper
This inexpensive digital caliper makes it easy to do accurate measurements of your penis. The blades are a bit sharp so be careful. Also avoid squeezing. By pressing a button, you can get the measurements in millimeters.

Measuring tricks
Since the custom Cherry Keeper needs a few new kinds of measurements, I did a little research and ended up buying a very inexpensive digital caliper. It cost just $10. JosieLynn prefers measurements in millimeters.

I don’t know why it me so long to figure out that an inexpensive measuring tool like the digital caliper, could simplify chastity device measuring. When measuring the diameter of the shaft of your penis for the headlock, be sure to keep the loose skin out-of-the-way and measure just under the head. JosieLynn made the hole in the headlock just a millimeter or so wider than the size of my shaft.

With a properly -sized headlock, penis length becomes less critical. Still, it’s wise to measure several times to be sure that you have the shortest normal length. In my case, measuring from the top, it’s about 2 inches.

Conclusion
The Cherry Keeper is an amazingly clever male chastity device. It takes full advantage of the flexibilities permitted by 3D printing. JosieLynn has spent a lot of time working out the best design for this product. I’m very happy with it. It’s become my standard, every-day chastity device. The combination of light weight and incredible comfort make it an irresistible product. The fact that you can get one custom made to your measurements for less than $150 USD, is just frosting on the cake.

My recommendation is to go straight to the custom design. For less than the price of a Holy Trainer, you can have a chastity device made to your specifications. Unlike other 3D-printed chastity devices I’ve tried, this one actually works and is comfortable to wear.

 

This is the Vick male vibrator. It is designed to stimulate the anus and perineum at the same time. It features a wireless remote control.

For many years I ignored vibrators. I thought of them as toys for women. Vibrators just couldn’t get me off; release that’s what I thought. When Mrs. Lion came into my life and we decided to experiment with and forced male chastity and orgasm denial, she wondered what would happen if used a vibrator on me. I ordered a Magic Wand. It turned out that the Magic Wand is a very reliable way to edge me and get me off. Mrs. Lion’s technique is irresistible.

When a manufacturer of adult toys contacted me about trying out a new male vibrator, I agreed to give it a shot.the company is SVAKOM. They make a variety of motorized/vibrating toys. The Vick is a combination anal and perineum vibrator. It has two vibrator motors: one in an anal plug section, and the other in a perineum stimulator. The devices and very large. It easily fits into the palm of my hand. The vibrating motors are extremely powerful.

Apparently, there’s a new breed of premium vibrator motors with substantial power. I’ve seen some other toys that feature them as well. The Vick has a couple of features that set it apart from other similar toys. The first is that it is rechargeable. Internal batteries power it. The second is that it features a wireless remote control. That means that while the device is safely nestled in your anal canal, you or your partner can control it from several feet away.

This is the elusive charging port on the Vick. It’s a tiny, nearly-invisible slit on the back of the device.

Like many of the latest vibrators, the Vick is much more than a simple “Hummer”. It has several built-in vibrating patterns designed to provide extra fun. Charging is via a USB adapter and the battery can be fully charged in just an hour. Once charged, it has decent capacity and will provide vibrating phone for more than an hour.

The unit is waterproof. Controls are under the silicone skin. You have to look hard to find them. Much more difficult to locate, is the port for charging. In order to maintain its waterproof status, the Vick’s charging point is a tiny slit that the charging plug separates and penetrates. Kinda sexy, huh? I couldn’t find that charging point to save my life. I finally emailed the manufacturer who gave me a link to a YouTube video with a very short view of the unit being charged. After I finally located the charging port, I took the picture so you will find it more easily.

You can bend the anal plug for the best and most exciting contact. They can also been far enough to become useful as a female vibrator as well. This isn’t a cheap toy. It costs $89 USD.

Test driving the Vick turned out to be problematic for me. It’s surface has a bit of texture which holds lube nicely. It was easy to insert. I had a very hard time trying to keep it in place. While the shape is good, the sizes just too small for me. It kept sliding out. Of course, that meant I couldn’t test it while Mrs. Lion stimulated me. The device just kept sliding out.

Finally, I held it in place and I use the remote control to try different settings. I found a power setting that was very exciting anally and on my perineum. If I could keep the device in place I think it would have added considerable pleasure to Mrs. Lion’s teasing. Sadly I couldn’t.

I really hate it when I can’t give such a premium product a glowing review. Like many of the newer anal toys, it’s proportions are simply too small for me. I suspect it will be too small for a lot of men. I’m not sure I would want to invest $89 only to find out the device kept sliding out.

The company makes a nice range of rather unique toys. Their website is beautiful. Most of their toys are aimed at women or couples. Couple toys vibrate both partners at the same time. There aren’t very many perineum stimulators out there. That’s why I felt so disappointed when such a clearly high quality device, designed explicitly to stimulate that sensitive area, wouldn’t stay in place.

I suggest you look at their website (click here to go there). These are very creative people. The Vick could have become my favorite toy if it was only a little larger.