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Unbelievably, our team won the playoff game. Lion’s buns got 570 swats between points and two sacks on our quarterback. Now it’s on to the next playoff game against a division rival. Lion hates this rival. It’s going to be a tough game and his butt will pay the price for it. At least he still only gets ten swats per point.

After a shower and dinner, I brought in some ginger. He was cold and wanted to snuggle a bit. I played with my weenie, and he said he was horny. Once he decided he was warm, I warmed his ass with the ginger. I have no idea how it feels because no one has ever shoved ginger in my ass, and I don’t want anyone to, but he says it burns. I’m assuming it’s a different burn from IcyHot. Given my experience with eating ginger and hot peppers, I’d think ginger is a nice, slow warming feeling that gradually gets more intense. Hot peppers are all at once hot and uncomfortable. Of course, this is my guess. He could explain it better.

Once I had warmed both his buns and his ass, I set to work on my weenie. I knew he was horny. I knew he’d need a lot of warmup even after the ginger. I started out teasing him to get him harder. He never really got super hard. I was tugging on his balls, running my finger along his crack, and tickling his balls. He was getting there and then it seemed to slow down again. Eventually, I decided I wanted an orgasm, dammit! I was more insistent. I started grabbing his balls. I was going to get that orgasm.

For whatever reason, my neck didn’t hurt, and my arms were fine. We were go for orgasm. The only thing stopping us was Lion. I was worried he was going to tell me he couldn’t get there. Then, I tasted precum. Mmmm mmmm mmmm. We were almost there. Or so I thought. It was another little while and a little more precum. Then a little more precum. And finally, he got there. I had some yummy cream as a reward.

I’m very glad he felt horny again. I knew he wasn’t broken. I’m also glad he gave me cream filling.

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Lion didn’t seem interested in playing last night. Granted, I was only fondling him under the covers and he did purr a few times, but he didn’t do more than that. What did I want him to do? I don’t know. He says he doesn’t want to ask for sex. He says he doesn’t want me to ask if he wants sex. I’m supposed to tell him he wants sex. Or, more correctly, that I want to play with him. Then, even if he really isn’t in the mood, I’m supposed to do it anyway.

I have a problem with that. If he’s really not in the mood, it’s an uphill battle to get him turned on. By rights, I can’t just launch into clothespins or whatever without getting him at least a little turned on. But sometimes I can’t get him turned on without doing something to him. Catch 22.

If he doesn’t say he wants sex and I don’t start anything because I don’t know if he wants sex, we’re each left wondering what the other is thinking. Usually, I’m thinking, “Does he want sex?” And he’s probably thinking, “Why doesn’t she know I want sex?” And around and around we go.

Last night, I assume, he didn’t want sex because his tummy was bothering him. The thought just occurred to me that I bought a red light/green light toy a few years ago to signal when I was or wasn’t in the mood to give him attention. I never really used it. I saw it around here somewhere recently. Maybe Lion should use it to signal me. He’d probably see it the same as asking for sex, though.

Another thing that just occurred to me is that yesterday was punishment day, so maybe Lion didn’t think there was a possibility of fun. I didn’t swat him because he got a lot of swats for our football game. I’m happy to say our team won and is now in the playoffs. That’s good and bad news for Lion. Next week is the last game of the season. If our team lost, he would have been spanked ten swats for each point. However, since there will be at least one post season game, he’ll get more swats then. Don’t let him tell you he isn’t looking forward to it.

[Lion — You didn’t hear me say anything, did you?]

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In: Spanking games, Body Waxing

Lion did not get a punishment day spanking last night. He was still sore from his actual punishment, and I didn’t want to add insult to injury. By rights, I suppose I should have punished him for his reaction to his punishment spanking. He made me feel bad. But, again, I didn’t want to add insult to injury. On the plus side, he says he has some bruises, so I know I did a good job. I guess his foul mood was an indication I did a good job, too.

Tomorrow is punishment day again. It’s also football day. I don’t know which way he’ll get more swats, but we’ll be playing the football swat game. We don’t have many weeks left of the season and we have to make the most of what we have. I’ve lost track of how many swats he gets per point. I know it was tied to the number of losses somehow. I think there was a base of three swats and then we added in the number of losses. Whether that was the rationale or not, he’ll get eight swats per point and eight swats for each sack against our quarterback. He may wish I opted for the five-minute punishment day spanking.

I was supposed to wax him last Sunday. That was too much given the fact that I’d just gotten home late Saturday. Monday didn’t work. I had other things that needed to be done. Tuesday didn’t work either. By Wednesday, I’d decided to push it off until today. My new company is very generous with holidays. Even though Christmas is on Sunday, they give us Friday and Monday off. Hence, I have a free day to wax Lion.

Last night, when I was idly playing with my weenie under the covers, I mentioned that he’d have the benefit of an oily hand job today. My last stop on the “cleaning the wax off” train is a liberal amount of oil on my weenie. Once it’s slippery, I can make Lion very hard. He just had an orgasm a few days ago, so I’m not too sure how horny he’ll be. However, he usually gets hard when I clean him off with oil. It’s the best part of waxing him.

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Lion has the misfortune of having punishment day line up with a football game. I don’t even remember if we celebrated last Spanksgiving with a special spanking session. If so, does that mean he needs three spankings today? For that matter, do I need to catch up on the punishment days he missed when he wasn’t feeling well? All interesting questions.

I had planned to spank him this morning to get punishment day out of the way. Unfortunately, we did our signature I-don’t-need-to-get-out-of-bed-so-I-won’t move, and the morning slipped by. Not to worry. I’ll get him just before he goes into his office. Then we just have the football game to deal with.

As much as I want to believe in our football team, they had a few injuries last week, and they played poorly. The team they’re playing beat them once this season, and I have no doubt they will beat them again. There was a time when I was convinced our team lost when I watched the game. Sometimes it seemed like my wearing anything resembling the team colors made them lose. In truth, I guess they just sucked. Sometimes I’d consider rooting for the opponent just to throw some of my bad juju at them. I refuse to root for the opponent today. I hate them as much as Lion hates the other division rivals. Anyway, I think Lion is in for quite a few football swats today.

We usually record the game and watch it at our convenience. I think we need to watch it early enough today that Lion can’t claim to be trying to digest the big Thanksgiving dinner. It’s true he’ll be sitting on sore buns while we eat. However, doing his swats early means there may be time for other, more fun things later on. We can’t let a big dinner get in the way of that, either.