I don’t know why but I decided to use the Magic Wand on Lion last night. He usually suggests it when he thinks he’s taking too long and needs more help. I guess I just eliminated his suggestion.

I’m sure I knew there were more settings. Obviously there’s on and off. There’s a speed adjustment. I guess it’s more intensity than speed. And there’s another button that controls different patterns. Think of revving your car engine. There’s a difference between vrooooom and vroom-vroom-vroom-vroom. So I ran through the different patterns to see if Lion would like any of them. While he didn’t necessarily like any of them better than the original on the second intensity, I think they went a long way to getting him ready for the big show.

It hasn’t taken much for Lion to get excited and he stays excited for a very long time. He just hasn’t been able to get any further lately. I think it’s been less than a week since he hasn’t been able to make it to the edge, but I’m sure it’s seemed like an eternity to him. He thought he was broken again. Not so. Those Magic Wand patterns were truly magic.

I’m not sure how long we played. Sometimes I keep track. It never really seems important to me how long we play, as long as I get Lion to the edge or give him an orgasm. I bet it was one of our longer sessions, if you eliminate the ones where I never got him to the edge. It wasn’t until I switched back to our usual pattern that he really got excited. But I can’t discount all the vibrations before that. He may like the steady vroom, but the others helped a lot.

Once I had his hips bucking and I heard his little whimper, I knew I had him. I may have only edged him three times before bringing him over the top, but he was enjoying every second of it. I don’t know if he’ll be horny again tonight but I’ve promised to use his new toy on him tomorrow. And another shower with a soaped-up weenie might hasten his horniness.

Sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever get enough sleep. When our guest was here, I chalked up my horrible sleep to the fact that I was wearing clothes to bed because the dog needed to be let out and I didn’t want to waste time looking for clothes or, worse, forget that I couldn’t go wandering around with no clothes. Last night I even took a sleeping pill to help. It might have helped but I’m still tired today.

I am determined to play with Lion tonight. I’m thinking something along the lines of a nice butt plug and perhaps a visit from the Magic Wand. That should get him interested. I think I’ve tried using the vibrator on the butt plug. Lion didn’t like it very much. We also have a prostate vibrator. He doesn’t like that either. I guess he’s only a fan when it’s used on my weenie.

Over the weekend the vacuum kept getting caught on the straps for tying Lion to the bed. He said we should remove the straps. It only gets caught on one strap and I tucked that under the mattress. We removed the straps when the dog started chewing on them. I put them back so we could actually use them. If they’re in the spare bedroom, first I’d have to find them and then hook them under the bed. They’d be out of sight, out of mind. If the vacuum keeps getting stuck on them then it will be forefront in my mind and I’ll be more likely to use them. At least, that’s my theory.

The biggest thing right now is just getting back to normal. Last night was step one. We’re back to work and that’s a good start.

The Magic Wand did its job last night. Lion was only sort of interested until I started using the vibrator. It didn’t take long to get him to the edge. It always amazes me how excited he gets.

Lion was panting each time I stopped him from coming. I won’t say he was desperate. He’d had an orgasm a few days before. He’s almost always looking for an orgasm so you can’t tell anything by that either. But he was certainly excited and more than willing to come. Who am I to deny him? Well, yes, I am the person who “should” be denying him. But I didn’t. I like seeing him that excited and listening to him as he realizes he’s going over the top. He makes some great noises.

Today is punishment day. Technically Lion should be punished for yelling at me last night. Our poor dog had another seizure and I was the one closest to the door so I ran for the emergency medicine we keep in the fridge. Before I had made it halfway down the hall, Lion was yelling at me to hurry. It was dark and I was fumbling for the light switch and I was sure I was moving faster than he could have. When I got back he said I took a long time to go ten feet. For the record, the house must be about 30 feet long and I was going from one end to the other. In the dark. Barefoot. With a cabinet on one side and a mound of empty boxes on the other. Plus a garbage can and kitchen table/chairs. So I yelled back but I knew he was just panicked because of the dog.

This morning when he reminded me of punishment day, I told him I wasn’t going to punish him for it. We were both worried and I know when he’s gone for the medicine it seems like he’s taking forever but I know he’s moving as fast as he can. When your kid or animal is sick, every second feels like an hour. The good news is that once we squirt the drug up her nose, she comes out of the seizure fairly quickly.

So Lion’s butt is safe for now.

Lion was in such rough shape by the time I got home last night I delayed punishing him. He was so stuffy he was working hard not to become a mouth breather. I vacuumed more extensively and he decided the dog was part of the problem. Of course, he’s her human so she tries to stick close to him. She didn’t understand why she wasn’t allowed near him.

Today he’s at work and doing better. I think it’s a pollen issue. There’s no reason he would suddenly be more allergic to the dog. She’s had a bath recently. I think we tracked pollen in when we did yard work the other day. We then sat on the bed and transferred the pollen to the comforter. When I get home I’ll change the comforter to see if that helps.

Despite being stuffy and uncomfortable, Lion was horny. We didn’t really spend too much time together since I was trying to stay with the dog so she wouldn’t be completely alone.