Lion was not horny last night. He said he ate too much and his stomach was battling itself. 2.0 didn’t care. She put easy clothespins on his boobies and balls. They caused Lion a lot of pain. More so than normal. 2.0 took pity on him and took off the booby clothespins. After a while we decided that playing wasn’t having much effect since Lion was too full to enjoy himself. So we snuggled.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with snuggling instead of playing. We can’t play all the time. If one of us isn’t feeling well, we take a break. 2.0 can power through most things, but if Lion isn’t feeling well, there’s no way around it. Plus, we enjoy snuggling. Any time together is nice, but snuggling is better. The only one who doesn’t enjoy it is the jealous dog who has decided that Lion is hers and gives me dirty looks occasionally when I’m too close to him.

I did tell Lion he wouldn’t be getting an orgasm any time soon if he’s this uninterested in play the day after. Of course, he was dealing with tummy issues so it wasn’t his fault. Except that he ate too much. Oh well. 2.0 is understanding. Sometimes. She didn’t hold anything against him but herself. If it becomes a habit, she might dole out some punishment.

Lion didn’t necessarily have the fun weekend he might have anticipated. He didn’t have any sling time. No menthol rub or nasty clothespins. No figging or anal play. All he got was an orgasm. (Which is a big win for him.) On the other hand, he didn’t wear diapers or panties. His toenails remained Lion color. He only had to deal with the shock collar and if I could have figured out how to do Morse code on it, he might not have had so much trouble finding me. Instead, he got a single zap to let him know he was close.

I’d still classify it as a good weekend. An orgasm trumps all other play or non-play. I think Lion can agree with that. [Lion — Absolutely!]

Lion was a bit surprised when I told him I’d work at getting him horny again last night. He says I don’t usually try the day after an orgasm. Really? 2.0 may have been taking the day after off, but 1.0 always played with him. For a while he was getting play every night, and most of that play was CBT. Then he said he didn’t want so much CBT. But we still played in some capacity. Anyway, 2.0 does what she wants when she wants. The day after, the day of, whenever. She even stopped in the middle of the festivities so Lion could shower and then the fun began again. [Lion – That’s because she had my balls on fire with menthol rub and she wanted to give me an orgasm when I wasn’t in pain]

Last night started with a bit of Jeopardy “fun”. I had Lion put on the shock collar and zapped him for incorrect answers. I varied the power from time to time. If he didn’t seem to jump far enough I cranked it up a notch. If he bounced off the ceiling, I turned it down. He was never quite sure how hard he’d get zapped. 2.0 likes to keep him on his toes. [Lion – That was mostly fun. I need to improve at trivia]  After Jeopardy, he got his punishment swats. He’d reminded me earlier in the day and then forgotten until I came into the room with a paddle and grabbed the bank to see how many pennies he had. I knew it was only one but there has to be a certain ceremony of emptying it and showing him what’s inside. He wiggled a little after a few swats and said something, but he wouldn’t repeat it when I asked what it was. I’m sure it had something to do with those swats being enough. [Lion- That’s what I muttered]  But they weren’t. I gave him a few more for good measure.

Finally I unlocked him and started the horniness quest. He was having some sensitivity so I couldn’t really stroke him the way I wanted to. I did, however, manage to edge him once. I normally do more, but I’ve been thinking about varying the number of times I edge him. I usually do at least three and if he’s on a roll I do more. But there are times when I thought about doing it once. Just once. And lock him back up again. Last night I did it because he was sensitive, but I could just as easily do it when he’s very horny. I could get him all worked up, edge him once, and lock him away again. Frustrating? Good!

Now we begin our journey to his next orgasm, which will be the 20th at the earliest. I wonder if 2.0 will be as much of a pushover as 1.0 was when it comes to making Lion wait longer. So far she seems less interested in giving him bonus orgasms. I have a feeling the 20th will come and go without Lion coming or going. Just a hunch, of course.

wartenberg wheel
Mrs. Lion experimented with her new wartenberg wheel.

Yesterday was Valentine’s day. It was also my scheduled orgasm day. Mrs. Lion planned it that way. I was treated to a visit to our dungeon and was strapped into the sling. We then had a pegging and Flexall on the balls program. Mrs. Lion also tried out her new wartenberg wheel. She used it on my most sensitive areas. Ouch!

She started out with a modest amount of Flexall applied to my anus and perineum. That wasn’t too bad at all. Then she applied more to my balls as well. I was surprised that it still wasn’t very intense. Lioness 2.0 noted this and made a most liberal application of the painful liquid. When she saw that I was still not sufficiently hurting, she massaged the oil deeply into my scrotum. That really got my attention. My balls were on fire.

That was the effect she wanted. All the time she was masturbating and sucking me. She kept stopping before I could come. She noticed the way I was reacting. She told me that she wanted me to enjoy my orgasm, so she would wait until I stopped burning. Then she released me and told me to go wash it off. After I took a shower and was no longer in pain, she gave me a great oral orgasm. Whew! She asked me if it was worth the pain. Without pause, I said “Yes!”

Later, much later after I returned to earth, I asked Mrs. Lion when I would again be eligible to come again. She looked in her calendar and told me it could be February 20. This date is only six days away, but under 2.0’s new policy, it isn’t necessarily the date I will actually be given an orgasm. It’s only the first day I could be given one. This new policy was created in response to some suggestions I had made.

For over a year, Mrs. Lion gave me orgasms when she wanted; or at least she did it without me ever knowing when I might come. I mentioned that it might be more exciting for me if I knew when I would get my chance. My suggestion was that if she announced my orgasm date, then if I were naughty, she could change it as a punishment. That never happened. I missed the excitement of wondering if this time she edged me I would get to come.

Being the brilliant lioness she is, 2.0 decided she could give me both the ability to see a date in the future that might change as well as making me wonder if this time she masturbated me, she would actually push me over the edge. Her plan is diabolical. Now, she announces a date. That date isn’t necessarily when I will get to come. It is the first date I could get to come. So, there is no hope of an orgasm before February 20. On or after that date I could be given one in my lioness decides she wants me to come. So, between now and that date I know I won’t come. But on the 20th, I will have to wonder if this time she plays with me she will let me ejaculate. So, after the 20th I’m playing orgasm roulette.

Yesterday I assured Lion that his date would not change unless he did something incredibly stupid. He didn’t. He did, however, have something on his punishment list. A big something. I grabbed the nasty bloodwood paddle with the rough stuff on it. I gave Lion four hard swats with the rough side and then gave him a rest. The next four were with the regular side of the paddle. He squirmed a little bit and I mentioned it to him. He said it really hurt and I said he needed to stay still. It’s not my problem that he can’t stay still. I’m only punishing him because he did something to warrant it.

I let him fester for a while and then I unlocked him. We snuggled for a bit and I teased him because he said he was very horny, but Mr. Weenie didn’t immediately spring to attention. What’s up with that? Was he really horny? Couldn’t be. He was hard soon enough though and it was apparent he was very horny. But weenies don’t get an orgasm just because they’re ready for one. They need to be edged a few times. Besides, I told Lion I wanted a lot of cream filling as a reward for letting him come. I had to make sure I’d get my treat.

After using my hand for a while I decided he needed oral attention. I got him oh so close a few times before I finally sucked him dry. He made the best noises. I guess he really was horny. And now he’s a satisfied boy who says he feels good this morning. I hope so. I also hope he’ll be very horny again on Valentine’s day for his next scheduled date. I bet he will. I’ll make sure of it.