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Enough of that. We tried a shot of Edex on Tuesday night. It didn’t produce a very good erection. I hope it isn’t because the drug is losing its ability to give me a boner. Mrs. Lion tried oral sex without much luck. We plan to try again tonight or tomorrow.

Mrs. Lion has decided that she needs to be more active when it comes to spanking me. She’s threatened to spank me on every punishment day (Mon, Thurs, Sat). I’m pretty sure that she won’t. Follow-through isn’t her strong suit. There’s something to be said for keeping that promise. I’m not saying that I want at least three spankings a week. I am saying that if Mrs. Lion uses these scheduled punishments constructively, it can help us both.

We both know that Mrs. Lion has a great deal of trouble punishing me for things I do that annoy her. I get it. There’s a lot of emotional baggage tied up in that sort of discipline. We both agree that it might be useful if she could do it. What if we tried a little twist on the punishment day spankings? Instead of just strapping me down and paddling me, maybe strap me down and tell me about the things I’ve done that annoyed her. It isn’t that she will be spanking me for those things, not directly. It might help us both connect punishment with offenses that bother my lioness.

I’m not claiming that this will be easy for her. However, it will be useful for us both. What do you think, Mrs. Lion?

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I have to admit that I’m confused. Mrs. Lion has been writing about wanting to spank me, play, and have sex. Yet, in real life, she has been distant and apparently uninterested in anything involving me. This afternoon (Sunday), I asked what she had on her agenda. She responded that she planned on clearing some cartons in the living room. Not even slightly promising.

Is she waiting for me to ask her to spank me? That makes no sense at all. When it comes to sex, for the last couple of months, I have had to ask her. That’s uncomfortable at best. I guess it’s time to give up. She is absolutely uninterested. Yesterday, she wrote (“A Nice, Long Weekend“) that she owes me a spanking for interrupting her. Once again, in real life, she’s been silent.

This is one of those situations that I’m not well equipped to handle. Here’s what I face. When I finish this post and go into the bedroom to watch TV, she will tell me that I was busy watching TV, so she didn’t have a chance to do so (fill in the blank). If I stay here in my office, I’ll get the same answer. There’s nothing I can do or not do that will trigger anything interactive.

If she decides to read this post before it’s too late to play, she might respond verbally. I’m not counting on it. My guess is that she’ll do the cartons, water the epiphytes, and then go back to her iPad. If she reads my post, there’s no guarantee that she will respond. Her usual comment is, “It was a good post.” The subject matter is ignored.

No matter. I love her and will spend the rest of my life with her.

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I was trying to talk myself into getting up to punish Lion when he said he wanted Chinese food. Our local Chinese restaurant closed a while back. We haven’t found another one that we like. I was searching online when he said he could go for some pho. Nope. Not Chinese. However, the restaurant we go to has some Chinese dishes. I’ve had pho. I wouldn’t go out of my way for it, but it’s okay.

Lion wondered if I was punishing him before we went out. I didn’t really want to drag out the spanking bench at that point. I figured I’d push it off till today. I realized when we came home that he hadn’t set up the coffee pot. I was giving him a pass on that. He used the treadmill, so I guess I was in a generous mood. He’ll still get the original ten-minute punishment. That is unless he does something else in the meantime.

He did mention something about getting out of his punishment. He might have gotten out of it last night, but he only delayed it. If I’d spanked him before we went out to eat, he wouldn’t have been able to sit comfortably. While that’s usually the idea, I wanted him to enjoy his meal. Tonight, he’ll find it hard to sit even in bed, but I’m not concerned with his enjoying his meal. We’re making stew today, but we likely won’t eat it tonight. It’s better the next day. Tonight, we’ll probably eat some diet food. The bar is set pretty low for enjoying that.

It’s been raining hard here today. It’s not the usual rain. These are downpours that come and go. “It’s a cell going through,” Lion will tell me. I know how it works. I also know we’ve had 1.32 inches, according to our weather station. It started the tally at midnight. Twelve hours to get 1.32 inches. We have a wind advisory too. Good thing I don’t need to go outside to spank Lion. I can do it right from the comfort (mine, not his) of home.

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For the first time in a long time, I remembered to check for Lion’s morning email. By 11:30, there was nothing. At 12:13, there it was. Unfortunately, the time said 12:11. I sent him back a reply that said his buns would be getting sore for being late. Poor Lion.

What prompted me to think about the email, was Lion’s use (or non-use) of the treadmill. He’s used it once since I reinstated the rule. I didn’t expect him to use it every day. At least, not at first. The second day, he said he’d skip. Then he was waiting for me to set up the new floor lamp so he can see the controls better. Then he was busy with some website maneuvering. I reminded him today at lunch. He said he’d use it later. Uh huh. I hope he realizes that he’s on the verge of another punishment. If his buns aren’t on the treadmill by tomorrow, they’ll be on the spanking bench. Again. And that’s being generous. By rights, I should add five minutes to today’s spanking if he doesn’t get on there today. Sometimes I’m too nice.

I do wonder if it would have more impact (no pun intended) for him if I added time or if I punished him two days in a row. Does he want to suck it up for five more minutes? Or does he want to get whomped for ten minutes on a sore bottom? I think I’d opt for the added time. If I’m in pain, I’d rather get it over with all at once. Of course, that’s assuming I got a choice.

When I waxed him the other day, he had a few sore spots. Of course, I gave him a few swats just because I can. Nothing hard. And then I made sure to poke those sore spots a few times. Just because I can. I didn’t really need to remind him he was sore. He had a very hard time even being in the soft bed after his punishment. Moral of the story: don’t piss of you lioness.

Remember that, my pet. I’ve got my eye on you.